last week on howard stern, the guy who played deuce bigalow told a hilarious story about steven seagal. he had to visit seagal's trailer. when he arrived, double s said, "i just read the best script that's ever been written." deuce asked who wrote it. seagal says, "i did." click to discover seagal's new energy drink!

The 54-year-old action star has created Lightning Bolt energy drink, a vigorous concoction he claims to have discovered while traveling the globe in search of disease-killing botanicals.