cops on segways, nerdy lawbreakers beware

you millionaire dot com criminals might have thought you'd be uncatchable as you zipped away on your segways, but it looks like the police in chicago have got you figured out. and they're ready for some off road pursuit, too. sorry, charlie--you're going to jail!

in other news, if anyone is going to be at pitchfork this weekend, drop a note and we should grab a drink.