"he won't give me the $20 for the boltcutters, so i'm just gonna beat him down"

check this legendary recording of a phone conversation between two hardcore rockers in 1993. the conversation details the story of the removal of a boot from a car using giant boltcutters, beating up roommates, ultimate satanic metal bands, and all-time great guitar performances. it's long but worth listening to.
(via, chunklet.)